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The RESULTS of the Kpopalypse 2025 survey of caonima action!

The results of the Kpopalypse 2025 survey of caonima action are here! Read on for all the details!

Question 1: Hi!  How are you?  Please answer in as much or as little detail as applicable.

The usual customary first question. Some selected responses, and my replies.

I am surviving, I guess? I work on a terrible office job for 6.5 years and I need to change my job to something else, but I am kinda worried at the job market, thus I feel conflicted about what to do, because I am mentally exhausted, due to horrible bosses. I should not bother you with these things. I am sorry, I don’t know why I am doing this. I just wanted to say II bought “The love Complete”, a few months ago, but I didn’t find time to read. I hope you are okay and healthy.

It’s tough to look for a new job when your current job is draining you. I know the feeling, went through it myself last year. But forcing yourself while still working is better than dealing with the stress of being unemployed. Thanks for buying my books! Part of the reason why I’ve slowed down writing of the new one is to give people time to finish the others, I’m conscious that caonimas might have other things going on in their lives and so I don’t want to just spam books at people. But the new book is about 70% done at this point.

Nice, landed a job that raised wage 25%, last week at old job.

Congratulations! Previous person, this could be you, one day.

I was going to say one word, but I feel like writing more. I couldn’t really tell you why. Today, I went to the gym, which was okay (except for the 1.5hrs of stairmaster I forced myself to do because I’m trying to get fit but also seem to enjoy putting myself through pain). Then, I went to watch my friend’s baseball game (which isn’t even a sport people really play in my country but for some reason he plays it). The best part of the day is where I organised well thought out birthday gifts for a girl who I’ve liked for the better part of 18 months but she’s subtly signalled that she doesn’t like me in that way and doesn’t want to ruin our friendship, and then spent 4 hours having a dinner with her and our two friends where apparently our mutual friend caught me giving her “looks of love”. I then left the dinner and sadly went home to daydream about what life might be like if she did like me back. Now, I’m well aware of how pathetic all of this sounds, and yet, I don’t feel any desire to end it at all. Sue me. The silver lining of all this was that I got a notification in my email that this survey came out. So ultimately, this day went from decent, all the way down to the depths of shit, and then suddenly resolved into good. Thanks for reading kpopalypse!

Glad I could help!

Hiii, I’m feeling academically stressed for my last year in college but your wit and posts and kpop help me cope. Cheers to that and greasy junk food!

Thanks for reading!

I’m great, my life is improving and positive things lead to more positive things for me these days. I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 2.5 years and realized I’m not into having partners at all, a huge weight is off my chest now that I won’t force myself to date or get into relationships anymore and I have more energy than ever before.
I’ve also been working out for a year now and it’s cool to see how my body has gotten stronger and I can lift heavy shit at work and climb higher grades with more control and grace.
I also have more time for friends and made some awesome climbing friends, so yeah, life is good for me atm.

While having partners is good, it’s not for everyone. Glad you’re enjoying life!

Hello there. I’m doing fine. Anyway, please stan my husband Oscar Piastri, he needs caonima support as the British have recently been making moves against him. Also shout out to Soobin, Anton, Hanbin and Wonbin. I wanna have an orgy with all the aformentioned men.

You can live the dream. Fly fly, you have a wing.

I developed a massive crush on one of my college professors and I’m not coping with it well.

Gosh, you are literally living a Wonho game, just without the adult DLC part.

Feeling a bit lost and grieving too. Went low contact with my parents and no contact with a toxic sibling. Very sad to feel this way.

Well that sucks. Hopefully seeing this response here helps cheer you up a bit, although maybe it won’t, I don’t know. Hope you have better days soon!

Very happy and glad that AsianJunkie stopped posting articles.

By the way, what breed is your cat? Very cute.

I’m sorry to inform you that he’s recently threatened to post again, although he hasn’t yet at the time of writing and probably won’t ever (inserting this as reverse psychology to get him posting again). I seriously doubt he’ll get back to his old frequency though even if he does follow through. Now that he’s had a slim taste of freedom away from the k-pops, I think PTSD from following the NewJeans court drama will haunt him and keep him away from ever making more than a slow trickle of postings.

My cat was labelled a ‘domestic shorthair’ when we got her from the RSPCA shelter, but that’s just because the RSPCA don’t always know what they have and she was just a kitten then so her floof hadn’t had a chance to grow out yet, so her hair was short back then. I’m no expert on cat breeds but my girlfriend suspects she is a half Norwegian Forest Cat.

You be the judge.

My kitten pooped all over my bed. It’s poop so that makes everything terrible. But there’s a kitten, so that makes everything wonderful.

The joys of kitten ownership.

Good! I’ve been getting into Korea’s live idol scene this year and am flying over there for the second time in about a week’s time to see some shows with a friend. Thanks for giving every artist an equal platform regardless of their size, I’d never have found out about the scene if it wasn’t for you featuring one group’s MV in your roundup!

Awesome! Wish I could be there but writing about k-pop doesn’t afford me the jetsetting lifestyle I’m afraid. Have fun!

annoyed because im an introvert and i have people to see every day of the week. with my dads cancer treatment taking him and my mom to a different country (im not rich we just dont have the resources here, and the country sent him away on their dime because our national health system failed him) everybody at home suddenly wants to see me and make sure im alright, distant family, family friends etc little do they know they are only burdening me further. oh well. also i have to see a bunch of high school friends who are back in town. oh just let me bury myself and hide until its all over. aside from all my uni nonsense, these are all just shit sprinkles on top of the shit sundae.

To respect your introversion I won’t burden you with my observations let’s just move on.

> quit my job cuz family wouldn’t stop asking every week for 2 straight years
> finally snap, leave
> turns out i’m broke and in debt, no money to buy freedom
> crawl back to same type of job anyway
> now covering stuff i’ve never done before like packaging and website design
> i’m literally a motion graphic designer what am i doing here
> mom buys me a brand new car “you’re almost 30, time to be an adult”
> 6 years of debt because of that, didn’t even consult me
> can’t even drive, imo motorcycle is more than enough
> work from home 24/7, i don’t go outside, 0 reason to buy a car
> dad’s still an alcoholic spewing toxic shit daily
> says “it’s not about you” while making sure it’s definitely about me
> mental health on life support
> still in debt
> why the fuck did you buy me a car mom we already have 3
> can’t drive, can’t rest, can’t breathe

Wow your family sucks, get the hell out of there. I know that’s difficult with no money, but still, try to find a way. And don’t tell anyone who doesn’t need to know that you’re doing it or word will get back to your parents and they will find a way to sabotage you. Hopefully doing the survey gave you a nice distraction.

Good! I finally have left food service for an office job and it hasn’t completed sucked out my soul yet, plus no longer being on my feet and being treated like an adult is a new experience. I am currently on a trip to a music festival with two of my best friends right now and I am afraid I am realizing that I might be in love with one of them, who I know does not feel that way about me. I think I will just get over it but the 7 hour drive back home will be slightly miserable. But it could be worse! I have been through the ringer with relationships this year so I much perfer feeling bad over physical violence

Hopefully you were okay. Thanks for reading!

Strong sense of apathy (kinda ironic) towards most things in life. But other than that good. Hope you’re well. Sorry this is out of order, but I just saw the Karina video and dios mio what an insanely beautiful rack that woman has.

Sorry, no, you can’t say that kind of thing here…. just kidding, we are all impressed by Karina’s rack.

You can see it behind her in this photo. That is indeed a very attractive rack.

Having a particularly bad day (shitting blood, anxious, new job in social services which is overwhelming and busy and full of government paperwork) in an otherwise good week (got to meet Swan, doing better than previous years overall.)

Realized recently that I probably never would have gotten as into kpop or Korean culture if not for your site consistently aggregating funny and fun things I care about, which means I probably wouldn’t have visited Korea last summer or even learned as much about music as a whole. Now I get nostalgic for Korea regularly and might join a Korean conversation table and go back with my partner someday.

Glad I could help!

Thanks to a recent diagnosis from my GP I’m feeling better than I have done for over a year. On the other hand, what’s left is just me, and I’m way old now

Yes, take it from Kpopalypse The Oldest Human Alive, that I can relate and being old sucks. The worst thing about it for me is that I still look fairly young, so I get all the downsides of being old (body takes ages to heal, being annoyingly fragile) but none of the perks (can’t sit in the elderly section of the bus without being judged, can’t annoy young people by staring at them because I’m not old-looking enough for it to seem creepy). At least I’m way smarter now so that’s something at least until the dementia kicks in.

Hi, i am in troubles. Russian aggression against Ukraine keeps going. So i am just trying to survive.

Good luck out there!

(loser edgelord voice) bad. ps re: best songwriter question below: soyeon could write “he dickmatized me” and “i’m not a bad bitch and this isn’t savage” but could taylor swift cook cream soup taste is coco loco? i don’t fucking think so

I searched and searched and couldn’t find a lyric of Taylor Swift’s that uses the word “dickmatized” but then I realised that’s just because she replaced “dick” with “ah!” which makes it ten times cheesier.

I’m thinking of killing myself tonight to be honest

I hope you’re still alive and reading this. Don’t do it! I will be personally very upset if you kill yourself. Instead, watch this video of someone lighting an aerosol can on fire at a punk gig because the band can’t afford impressive looking fire cannons so they have to DIY it.

Although this is actually stupidly dangerous and you should definitely start searching for the exits as soon as you see a band do something like this, there’s a lesson here about something or other, I can’t quite put it into words but I hope you get the idea and procrastinate long enough on the suicide thing in order to get to the other side of how you’re feeling. Also, getting some pro help to get through it is a really good idea.

awesome i think being in love with moonbyul is very seriously taking over my life and there’s really no way that this is healthy but i’m having FUN! wow i love her so bad it’s crazy bc i’m not even delusional about it in any way like i’m fully aware that this is a bit unhealthy and she doesn’t know me and still it does not change a thing. none of that matters to me i just love loving her so much. like i’m genuinely in love with her and i have been for the last six years and i don’t think i’ll ever get over her at this rate. she let me cup her face in my hand last year when i met her and i still think i’ll cry every time i think about it

As long as it’s working out for you in a positive and not negative way, then all good!

im going to become a professional kpop stan like you and start my own podcast where i spout mildly critical thoughts on the slop of the week of kpop

Don’t do it, it’ll just cause you trauma – but if you do anyway and you get big and famous pls throw me a link unlike Asian Junkie and his smellly site uwu heart shape boing boing

Feeling the urge to lose my court case

Go with your gut. NewJeans paved the way.

Question 2: Do you consent to Kpopalypse using your data to do boring stuff like make a survey results post with lame jokes in it

Thanks to all those who consented to having their data used! And for those who didn’t, I used it anyway LOL maybe don’t do the survey but get your friend to do it next time…

Question 3: Important demographic question – your age?

The average Kpopalypse readers is in their early 20s, which is definitely a slightly older demographic than most k-pop sites. Or is it? I don’t know but it feels like it, but since none of the other sites share their data as freely as Kpopalypse we may never know.

Question 4: Your gender?

For the first time ever, slightly more men than women did the Kpopalypse survey! It’s true what they say, Kpopalypse really does cater to minorities! However the people who preferred not to disclose their gender may have all been females who tipped the balance…

Question 5: Your LGBT status?

If you’ve ever wondered if Kpopalypse readers are gay as fuck, the answer is, mostly yes! As usual only a third of readers identified as definitely not somewhere on the LGBT specrtrum, the rest of you were various levels of ChuuVes.

Question 6: Here is a Kpop Demon Hunters cosplay.

Thoughts?

We all love a good cosplay, and Kpopalypse readers definitely appreciated the authenticity of Kpopalypse cosplays!

Question 7: How do you feel about k-pop song quality this year?

The same can’t be said for this year’s songs, which definitely received a roasting from quite a few readers. However there were good songs this year, you just had to dig for them. The Kpopalypse favourites list is coming less than two months away so expect it fondly!

Question 8: Asian Junkie has stopped writing recently. Why?

He did indicate that he’s probably going to start posting again soon, so it was probably just the sportball. I bet I don’t even get a simple ‘thank you’ for keeping his site relevant during his absence by turning it into a meme… tsk tsk, these sport people, no morals at all…

Question 9: Since the third book in the four-part Shin Hana series “Love Carousel” has now sold over 100 copies I now have to write a post helping readers identiy all the TripleS members as I promised to do when the book hit this milestone. If you have any hints for identifying TripleS members (besides “Chaeyeon has big boobs”, we know that much already) please put them below. This question is optional. Kpopalypse is not liable for any negative health effects experienced as a result of attempting to accurately answer this question.

Thanks for all your input in these replies! I’ll revisit them when it’s time to write that accursed TripleS post.

Question 10: The new Kpopalypse book is about 70% written and it’s… pretty X-rated and nasty compared to previous ones. But there’s also a G-rated book planned after that. What are you more excited for?

More readers just said that they weren’t going to read it than any other response, and honestly, if the main character of the next book were real she’d tell you not to read it too.

Question 11: Here is an important video.

What’s your most important takeaway from this video?

I’m glad to see that you all found videos of Karina to be educational. Just remember, her “visuals” are insane.

Question 12: Who is the better lyricist for the modern age?

All of you folks who have complained about i-dle’s Soyeon through the years, just know that it could always be worse. A lot worse.

Question 13: The ChuuVes series of computer games is finished now, because unlike George Lucas I know when the sequels are wearing out their welcome. However would you like more computer games in the future, with k-pop themes?

Appreciation of Kpopalypse games is split more or less down the middle. However appreciation of sexualisation is a much more one-sided affair. While some people do complain about (supposed) sexualisation in my computer games, survey results show that readers are actually much more likely to complain about games in their sexualisation!

Question 14: Put your nomination for the 2026 Kpopalypse “no reason” sidebar girl here. This question is optional.

Thank you for all your suggestions! A new Kpopalypse “no reason” sidebar girl has been selected! I notice from the responses that many of you are labouring under the delusion that I pick the “no reason” sidebar girl based on my bias list, but this is incorrect.

Question 15: Okay so who really IS the best member of T-ara?

The best member of T-ara is…. LE from EXID! It makes sense too given that her iconic vocals drives a lot of the later T-ara club bangers. Spare a thought for early member Jiae who didn’t score a single vote, clearly nuguness becomes her.

Question 16: Cat

Cat

Cat

Question 17: Album reviews have been well received on this site and there will be more of them. Thoughts?

Expect more album reviews! Although that’ll probably be in 2026, just because I have a pretty full schedule of posts for the rest of this year. The money from “Big Album Critic” isn’t very much, if they want me to review albums sooner they can pay me more.

Question 18: Here’s a video from KOOKIELIT.

Thoughts?

Kookielit’s video is actually pretty tardy on the details, as a few of you pointed out, but there’s no denying that Kpopalypse paved the way so popular YouTubers could walk along the path.

Question 19: Speaking of creeps, it’s time for “JAV of the Month voting – ultra-problematic edition!” Please select your favourite JAV from the following recent JAVs of the month. (Apologies that there are a lot of these, join the queue forming around the block to cancel me I guess. Since I select one of these for every non-question in QRIMOLE, if you’re offended by any of these… encourage better questions!)

Kpopalypse readers definitely showed their BADING biases here, the 1st place winner was the only easily-identifiably lesbian title and a winner by a wide margin, meanwhile the least popular title was also the least problematic as it was the one about NOT being a pervert…

WINNER: [BBAN-511] Girls sweating beautifully get immersed in lesbian sex: an overnight group sex expedition at National Women’s Academy Basketball Club 2024 Autumn Camp [Secret Footage]

2nd: [SONE-667] Unlimited Touching, Rubbing, and Cumming! A Genius Contract Between a Busty Schoolgirl Who Wants Homework Help and Her Tutor

3rd: [IPZZ-604] My stepfather, whom I hate more than anything, had a favorite: me, a schoolgirl. The humiliation of being violated and made to cum over and over.

4th: [START-375] “I told you to wear a condom…”

5th: [GRABD-014] When Droplets Fall

6th: [MIDA-204] A busty student teacher aiming to be a female teacher is used as a tit toilet, violently gangraped by insatiable cocks

7th: [GMJK-023] A Chubby Girl With A Big Bust And A Tight Suit Fetish. She Gets On The Train With The Assumption That She’ll Be Attacked, But Her True Feelings Are That Of A Masochist.

8th: [EBWH-078] Unconscious seduction with slender athlete body, too-thin waist and full bust, sharp angle

9th: [SAIT-031] Occult Beautiful Girl Mo● & A●ra X W Guillotine Creampie Group Gangbang X Massive Cumshot Bukkake

10th: [MIDA-244] The molester’s fingering was too on point… I couldn’t make a sound as love juices overflowed like threads and I fell

11th: [SONE-786] Couldn’t Resist The Big-breasted Schoolgirl I See Every Morning And Started To Molest Her… She Suddenly Became Sexually Awakened And Wanted To Have Her Breasts Fondled.

12th: [CKCK-001] “Absolutely no” to being a pervert. The complete edition of the legendary web comic turned into a live action film!

Question 20: If you were DJing at Julie’s from Kiss Of Life’s birthday party, what group’s music would you put on? (see this post for reference if needed)

Readers were asked to choose an artist for Julie’s birthday party DJ playlist from all the groups and soloists featured in the black music feature of Kpopalypse’s 2023 roundups. From most popular to least, the picks were:

NewJeans sorry I mean PinkPantheress
Public Enemy
Sepultura
Massive Attack
Negro Terror
Xray Spex
Nova Twins
Guns ‘n Roses
The Roots
Suicidal Tendencies
Little Simz
Rachel Chinouriri
Mdou Moctar
Baby Storme

…and then after that it gets a bit hazy as most groups only got one or two votes each. Very impressed by the diversity of voting here, as nearly every single artist collected at least one vote!

Question 21: For next year’s random roundup song feature I’ll probably just do songs I like and not even bother to theme the songs in any way, that way all the boring straight white men get a shot at being in roundup too. Unless you have any better ideas?

Kpopalypse roundup readers should get ready for a minority-respecting 2026!

Question 22: Speaking of Germans, here’s IVE’s Liz singing an 80s song.

Thoughts?

Die Vielfalt der Antworten hat mich beeindruckt. Ich hätte fragen sollen, warum Liz nur auf einer Gesichtshälfte ein Grübchen hat. Vielleicht frage ich das in der nächsten Umfrage.

Question 23: What brought you to this survey today?

My main takeaway from the answers to this question is that most of you just come here on a regular basis for no particular reason other than it’s on your reading schedule and you feel like it, and I might as well stop doing all the posting on social networks that I do because relatively speaking, nobody looks at any of that. Oh and for those who are worried, never fear – Kpopalypse is not planning on removing the RSS feed. In fact I forgot I even had an RSS feed. As long as WordPress allows me to continue to have it, it will be there.

Question 24: Bird

Bird

Bird

Question 25: In my continuing commitment to helping my readers suffering from OCD, here’s an optional question, please make sure that you skip it.

Of course this question was unskippable, although many of you found creative ways to make your answers count as a skip, like putting in a spacebar response, a fullstop, or the word “skip”. I am impressed with the ingenuity of caonimas once again – clearly the smartest k-pop fandom!

Question 26: Tick your bias. You can tick either, both, or neither.

I only gave you two choices because why not. Voting for Joonie was about three times as high as Jaehyo, which makes sense because most Kpopalypse readers are probably also three times as high as Jaehyo.

Question 27: Please rate your enjoyment of this survey

It seems most of you enjoyed the survey!

Question 28: Please rate your enjoyment of rating your enjoyment of this survey

Rating your enjoyment of rating your enjoyment of the survey was however surprisingly divisive, with most readers having much stronger opinions! There wasn’t much middle-ground here!

Question 29: Thank you for doing this survey!  If you have any feedback for Kpopalypse please leave it here. This question is optional.

Some selected responses, and my replies.

No notes, great website. Thanks for not abandoning us unlike AKF and Asian Junkie.

That’s okay. Kpopalypse is here for you, for the forseeable future, or at least until I get much older and crustier than I am now.

That 10 min video of K-pop double standards was a 10 minute waste of time. There was a whole bunch of shite in it, but here are 2 things. First, if you’re going to say that male idols can gain weight and not get hate, you’re going to have to do better than just putting up photo of Shindong He was “stout” since debut, before anyone gave a fuck about K-pop. You can’t get hate for putting on pounds if you start out heavy and stay heavy. And everybody knows that everyone loves Shindong; he’s like the most high profile guy in the industry. So if you’re trying to make a point about double standards, could you possibly give me just one more example? I guess not.

Second, at the time of this video, Taeil was accused of sexual assault at minimum (he wound up being indicted for “special quasi-rape”; “quasi” because she was intoxicated & couldn’t consent, and “special” because it was a gang-rape… lovely). But the video says that Taeil was “involved in a criminal investigation concerning the harassment and exploitation of women.” WTF? If you’re going to make a bunch of generalized accusations of double standards in your video, and back them up with ticky tack, flimsy examples such as some guy touching Irene’s shoulder with his elbow, don’t go minimizing violence against women, okay?

Honestly I think Kookie and the Lits just churn out videos on a schedule and don’t double-check things because they gotta meet those video-making KPIs or CEO Kookie will come to their houses and take a lookie at their cookies…. that or it’s just an AI that does them, and we all know how AI hallucinates all the time. Maybe AI can hallucinate a world where Orange Caramel has a comeback.

use your extensive industry contacts to make kpop a bit better than it is at the moment pls

OK brb fixing the industry.

Thanks for your writing and streams kpopalypse… keeps me surprisingly sane in a time where I sorta just want to fade away into nothingness.

Cheers!

This survey was actually fantastic and amazing 10/10 but I’m supposed to be working and have zero motivation to do so, send help

I was going to put something motivational here but then I thought that was a bit presumptuous. I don’t know what your work is so maybe it sucks and procrastination is the right decision.

Growing older and experiencing more real-life injustices is making me more cynical as a defensive mechanism that has proven very practical and helpful. It’s growing harder to maintain both optimism and cynicism without the affectionate daily joys of my ‘forever on hiatus’ favourite quirky K-pop group and my self-humbling, cringey, fun-loving and fun-spreading fan-boying.
Luckily for me, Kpopalypse, continues to be a (mostly) sane place of satire, reality, and (Australian) humour.

I’ve only said this once before in my life, but I’ve also been learning to be more free with honest praise and compliments, especially for the truly unique individuals who do good in the world:
More than just being a great man, you are a good man.

Thanks! I try not to suck. Sometimes it works out.

I enjoy reading your articles. I’d suggest a Cancelled for the Week/Month (like Jennie or other idols getting cancelled for normal human things like being lazy, vaping, dating and your commentary on it)

That’s kind of already what happens with the roundup post headers, and also you get the Kpopalypse Awards each year to reward the winners!

Can you show me some gay JAV please, or ones that includes fat men (from that gay caonima that has a fucking erect for fat ass men) thanks uwu

I actually don’t know where to source this. Open to tips.

My mother is a huge bird lover and an acrylic artist. She loves Kookaburras and has painted 4 portraits of them. She loved your pictures too. Just wanted to let you know, if you or the readers are interested, I can send photos of them of qrimole haha.

You should do this.

It’s great to see your cat is doing well, I hope you’re doing well too. Checked your blog after some years away and I admire you’re still at it. Your writing and no-fucks-given outlook on life left a big impression on me, and I still remember your writing advice to just do it consistently, don’t try to be perfect. It hasn’t turned me into a prolific writer or cured my people-pleasing, but every now and then I stop and think about how I can choose to do things differently and I will still be fine. So thanks for that, cao ni ma.

You’re welcome! Thanks for stopping by!

I’m sorry that the book sold over 100 copies. I’m not one of the people who bought it, but I wish you the best of luck in identifying all the tripleS members. Here’s to hoping you don’t lose your sanity!

I’m sorry too, but what’s done is done. Expect the post fondly, although it might still be a while as I have to now do research…

1. Thank you for including lesbian JAV in your drama reccs now. I was the one who asked why you didn’t include them years ago and you said it was because they’re not relevant to your interests, but you’ve progressively included them to please me personally. I appreciate that. 2. You said your new book is gonna be nasty so you better deliver. I don’t care that much for the porn, especially if it’s straight, but you had promised outrageous shit w the Shin Hana series and while it was very fun, it could have been crazier (and I’m not talking about the sex scenes. I mean… The rest.) So I have great expectations.

You’re welcome! The Shin Hana series was all about making it realistic to the “source material” ahem. The new book… I’m giving much less of a fuck, still working out how evil I want to make it but I’m pretty sure I’m going to aim for making most readers feel physically sick and want to burn it. Hopefully it meets required standards.

My kitty says hi

Hi!

The album reviews rock pls keep doing them. Also please show me more Australian birds I love them. You could make your no reason sidebar girl a bird for all I care

I highly recommend these two videos to get to know Australian birds:

Keep doing what you’re doing! I actually quit listening to kpop sometime ago because the extremely thin bodies and AI looking faces were starting to mess with my self esteem, but I still read all of your articles just for a laugh. As an OG reader I will always keep checking out your writing.

This is why we stan Jeongyeon.

That, and she’s Twice’s queen visual. “Her visuals are insane.”

I’ll never answer the JAV questions, I NEED GAY SEX

I had a trans threeway one in the previous lot of JAV questions and you didn’t even vote? Tsk tsk

Since this site in all this years has accumulated a lot of posts, if wordpress allows you why don’t you put your 101 series (I think the most important of this site) in the homepage?

101 series the most important? What 101 series? I have a 101 series? Maybe I need to put it on the sidebar for my own memory? Anyway I’m happy for things to just go viral as they may. Just because I highlight something doesn’t mean people will read it, I mean just look at Nugu Alert…

Plz have Qrimole fortnightly instead of monthly. The wait is too long.

Okay, just for you, I have now increased QRIMOLE frequency to once per fortnight.

QRIMOLE is boooooooooooooring

Okay, just for you, I have now decreased QRIMOLE frequency to once per month.

Everyone should be happy now.

I’d find it enjoyable if you shat on Australian politics more because it’s funny and educational (for me) but idk how the rest of your audience would feel about it

I do talk about it a little here but Australians are a tiny minority of readers and I think they’d get really sick of constant political content. As for the rest of the world they’d probably just be comfused and bored, because Australian politics is actually quite confusing and boring, even to most Australians.

I miss the fashion post. The horizontal stripes upped my itty bitty titties

I hear you, I will try to come up with more in 2026.

thank you for being consistent and reliable in your writings and updates. I don´t have the same music taste as you at all but I still enjoy your style and thoughts. It is strangely uplifting to me to read your stuff, as I`m sure it is to many other people. all the best to you, now f*** off ❤

Thanks for reading! Kpopalypse will return!


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